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Personalized Video Message from Wyoming Border Patrol

Personalized Video Message from Wyoming Border Patrol

$50.00Price
Personalized Message
Basic Message
Product Placement / Endorsement
Personal / Political Endorsement
0/500
Quantity

Make someone’s day—or ruin it in the funniest way possible—with a personalized video message from the Wyoming Border Patrol!


Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, roasting a friend, promoting a product, endorsing a political candidate, or delivering an important holiday message, our agents will create a custom video packed with authentic Wyoming Border Patrol attitude.


Perfect for:


  • Birthdays and anniversaries

  • Holidays and special occasions

  • Political endorsements and campaign messages

  • Product placements and business promotions

  • Friendly roasts and inside jokes

  • Congratulations and milestone celebrations

  • Event announcements

  • Recruitment videos

  • Just about anything else you can convince us to say - we'll even deliver bad news, so you don't have to


After ordering, provide the recipient’s name, the occasion, important details, and any specific talking points you’d like included. We’ll turn it into a one-of-a-kind personalized message that’s memorable, hilarious, and probably not approved by any legitimate government agency.


Please note: All requests are subject to approval. We reserve the right to decline or revise requests involving illegal activity, genuine threats, hate speech, misleading claims, or anything that crosses the line from satire into a federal investigation.


This is a comedic performance from a fictional satire organization. Wyoming Border Patrol is not affiliated with any government or law-enforcement agency.

    We are committed to delivering your order as quickly and safely as possible. Please review our shipping details and options below.

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    Order Processing & Handling

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    • Processing Time: All orders are typically processed and shipped within 1–2 business days (Monday–Friday, excluding major holidays).

    • Order Cutoff Time: Orders placed after 2:00 PM [MST] on Friday will be processed the following Monday.

    • Order Tracking: Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with a tracking number so you can monitor your package's journey.

    We hope you love your purchase! If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, we're here to help. Please review our policy below for returns and exchanges.

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    Return Window

     

    You have 30 days from the date you receive your order to initiate a return or exchange.

     

    Eligibility Conditions

     

    To be eligible for a return or exchange, your item must meet the following conditions:

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    • The item must be unworn, unwashed, and unused.

    • It must be in the exact same condition that you received it.

    • Original tags must be attached.

    • A receipt or proof of purchase (e.g., order confirmation email) is required.

     

    If the returned items do not satisfy these requirements, your return may not be eligible for a refund or exchange.

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