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Don't Colorado My Wyoming

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Our Story

Wyoming Border Patrol This is intended to be a satire clothing brand focused on complaining about the greenies invading Wyoming from the southern border. We believe that Wyoming folks have a right to use and enjoy our land and instead we are being invaded by our neighbors to the South. Every trailhead, camp ground, state park, boat ramp, hot springs, hiking trail, bike trail, lake, river, you go to in Southern Wyoming is littered with green license plates. Residents can barely even camp at places like Curt Gowdy because the greenies reserve all the campsites months in advance. Same thing with the USFS campgrounds in the snowies and don’t even try to go take a walk at Lake Marie as you can barely even park due to the greenies. Glendo gets invaded by the Colorado Navy every weekend and might as well be a Colorado state park since there are more greenies there than residents during the summer. Same story in Saratoga and Thermopolis where the greenies seem to love using our free hot springs.

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