OUR
STORY.

Wyoming Border Patrol was founded on a simple principle:
Wyoming is full. Not officially, of course—but have you tried
finding a parking spot at Lake Marie lately?
 

What began as locals grumbling about green license plates has
grown into a satirical clothing brand dedicated to defending Wyoming’s wide-open spaces, small-town values, and God-given right to complain about out-of-staters.
 

Every summer, the invasion begins. Trailheads fill up. Boat ramps become traffic jams. Campsites at Curt Gowdy and throughout the Snowies disappear months in advance. Glendo transforms into the headquarters of the Colorado Navy, while Saratoga and Thermopolis attract crowds searching for free hot springs and “authentic Wyoming experiences.”
 

That’s when Agent Rip, Agent Buford, and the unnecessarily intimidating Agent Dually report for duty.
 

Rip enforces the rules—especially his own. Buford handles snacks, surveillance, and most donut-related emergencies. Dually supplies enough lights, diesel smoke, and questionable equipment to make everyone reconsider crossing the state line.
 

Together, they represent the Wyoming Border Patrol: an entirely fictional agency with a very real appreciation for Wyoming, its people, and its independent spirit.
 

Our apparel and gear are made for locals, Wyoming loyalists, and anyone who believes turn signals, snow tires, and minding your own business should be required before crossing the border.
 

Wyoming Border Patrol is a satirical clothing brand. No citations will be issued—but judgment is guaranteed.